— interview

"oh god, i'd love to have my own webtoon series about a romcom! there's romcom webtoons right?" jaemin questions, scratching his hair. "or it would be just a sports comedy, like prince of tennis. is that a comedy?" he shrugs at the end, not really knowing what to do, before remembering that he needed to say who the main character would be. "I mean, i would be the main character. I'd be a good main character."

↳ QUESTION OF THE DAY #4
If you could create your own webtoon series what would it be about? Who would be the main character?
(extra points will be given for creative and detailed answers from now on!)

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making sure the person he's about to mention isn't around, namjoon stares directly into the camera to blurt out "im jaebum." a smile creeps up on his face before he leans back into his chair. "he's my closest friend from college, but he's really let himself go lately and theoretically i would hope that him being fired might be a good wake up call for him and help him get back up on his feet"

"Oh geez... um... I think she's really fun to hang out with but I would fire heejin... she kinda seems like a slacker who would rather mess around than work... I mean messing around and having fun is good but in an office setting doing that all the time isn't good. I think everything should be done in moderation and in an appropriate setting." Heeyeon said with a slight head tilt and look of deep thought.

Kim Mingyu. You can never trust someone with /that/ many pens. Complete and utter waste! and the other day i saw him mess up printing. How hard is it even to print?

↳ QUESTION OF THE DAY #3
Now things get a little more interesting... if you were forced to fire one employee from our office who would it be and why?

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Heeyeon puts her index finger to her lower lip in thought, humming a tune as she did before answering the question. "I think Naeun would make a great boss! She's really no nonsense but she's practical. Dahye would be a great pick too, she'd be a fun boss. I also think yoongi would be a great boss too, though he scares me a bit... I mean I saw him eating airpods once, that would scare anybody... uh and Taehyung would make a great boss too! He has the authority I guess but he also seems like he knows how to have fun and sometimes having fun as a boss isn't a bad thing... everyone needs fun once in a while." She answered with a smile.

unaware of the cameras taehyung scratches at his as he ponders over the question. "if i'm being honest, after 2 years of working here i find it hard to trust anyone. i miss mrs. park so if i had to pick someone it would be heeyeon—she reminds me a little of her." he nods thoughtfully, finally putting a halt to his scratching to pick at a random dust on his slacks. "very helpful and informative, professional but kind at the same time! she brought great ideas to the table in our meeting." his eyes dart from left to right suspiciously before he whispers: "anyone but yoongi would be great actually."

baekhyun twirls around in his seat as he contemplates his response. probably yoongi. he seems like the quiet type and a bit too serious at times, but I feel like he could get the job done. unfortunately he always seems to have a foot up his like mr. oh. anyway, i’m still new here and don’t care too much for the well being of the company so i might not be the best person to ask. baekhyun shrugs with a sheepish smile.

running the pad of his thumbs against his tie nervously, he took a few minutes to ponder the question over and think about past encounters with some of the men and women he came across. although the selection was few, he cleared his throat as his eyes traveled back to its original destination.
based off what I have seen, I believe Jang Dahye and Ahn Heeyeon would be great picks. Both are very driven and can be calm in certain situations, they have this authoritative aura around them as well.

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glancing down at the paper as he mumbles along with the question, smacking his palm down while anime-guy pushing up his frames with his middle finger.
surely enough... this... this is an interesting question. I would say that namjoon guy. why else do you think the company is thriving financially? from art? hell the no, m’guy, you got it wrong bud. if it wasn’t for him losing his stupid airpods at a rate of two point one seven days, we’d be outta the business for s sake— plus, dudes a pushover! yell at him and he won’t even budge!

i think ms. naeun would do a good job of taking over mr. oh's position. she's already head of her department and with her charisma she seems to be the type of person that will do a good job on making sure the entire company works at a smooth place. we're already trying to set her up with mr. oh so she'll also have easy access to his know-hows to run the place anyway

Looks over at his colleges with a look of desperation of normalcy, glancing over at cameras, before his attention is brought back to the question at hand.
Well, uh, I believe there isn't necessarily someone better for the job other than Mr. Oh. After all, there's a reason why Mr. Oh Senior passed down the family business to his son — Knowing him and how he cherishes this business, he wouldn't hand it off to someone he didn't trust or believed he was capable of managing the company. Mr. Oh doesn't have a replacement for a better boss — Unless, Mister Kim Taehyung or Mistee Kim Namjoon step up their game, or course, haha.

i think taehyung would make a better boss than mr. oh because first of all, he would probably fire yoongi—
she deadpans and stares into the camera, pointing at the three hives on her forehead. i can't stand that guy.
returns to her usual cheerful face. plus, he'd actually enforce the company's no nut policy and he doesn't wear a toupee like mr. oh! and he would definitely support my push for a free vending machine.

well, you see, i haven't really talked to anyone here. as well, i don't think that it'd be fair to say anyone else, because Mr. Oh runs this company very well. a name that comes up often though is namjoon, so i'll just... put his name down.

↳ QUESTION OF THE DAY #2
Who from our little office would make a better boss than Mr. Oh? You can’t pick yourself. Explain your answer!

↳ EVERYONE GOT THEIR POINTS! THANKS FOR PRACTICING.

appendage generation: dont get dirty ideas, you s. i think it would be really cool to generate extra arms and hands to do many things at once like answering emails, picking up the phone, flipping the finger back at your friend/co-worker (just kidding) all while sipping on a cup of coffee.

illusions: listen, it's a way to play tricks- did you fail last term university? okay, when people see the transcript it'll look like i had a 4.0.

telekenesis: don't know exactly how it works but hopefully it can help me locate and bring all of my lost airpods to me... otherwise, i still think it would be a cool power to have to move whatever i want to wherever i want

courage manipulation: maybe if I had this, I wouldn’t be hindering myself from growth as much as I do. I don’t fear of anything, but I fear of everything. and even with I don’t mean malice, I find myself snapping at everyone out of panic and in turn, they think I’m some . not say I’m unable to do my job— I excel at it (literally), but maybe I wish to have to confidence to be nicer to people... just maybe.

time manipulation - hear me out, if i had the power to freeze time just imagine all the things i can do. i could staple taehyung's clothes to the table and he would never know, maybe i'll move yoongi from his desk to outside on the street and he'd have no idea how he got there. not that i definitely wouldn't do any of those things so i'll stop time, finish all my work, turn time back to normal and flex on everyone who's still busy doing their work.

cloning ; there's times where i need my beauty sleep, so i would have a clone to go to work for me and i can stay home! sometimes, i want to eat ramen, but someone invites me to a party; so i get my clone and get him to go the party while i stay home and eat my ramen.

telepathy - probably one of the most common choices out there, but regardless, i find it useful especially when in an attempt to figure out what the people around me actually mean. i don't have enough patience in cracking passive-aggressiveness in terms of work, so to get things done - i'll need to know what they actually what to impart or what they're lazing about.

super speed. although i’ve worked my way in perfecting the most efficient work schedule, i could always use more time in adding more detail to my work- whatever it is in that moment. if i had super speed, i’d be able to satisfy my perfectionist tendencies AND add in more pizzaz to wow the crowd.

↳ QUESTION OF THE DAY! #1
If you could have any superpower to help you in your office work, what would it be? Why? How would you use it?