plots.

✦ #004;; CHAMOMILE TEA.
    ✧ OPEN. 
    ✧ ANY GENDER. ANY AGE..
    ✧ #TW / NONE.
    ✧ #GENRE / SOFT. FRIENDS?
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— you come to the garage where he works on a random night, drenched and reeking of alcohol. Usually, he’d run away and ignore you beyond anything but one look at your face causes him to grimace. He invites you in and offers you half of the sandwich he had taken for himself and a cup of chamomile tea.

He at giving advice but at least he can hold your hand. Or in true Roman fashion, he can urge you to light a car on fire but hey, whatever you need!


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✦ #003;; ROMAN, YOU !
    ✧ OPEN. 
    ✧ MALE. ANY AGE..
    ✧ #TW / NONE.
    ✧ #GENRE / FUNNY. FOUND FAMILY. ROOMMATES.
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— who knew rent even in a small town was so expensive? Affording a two bed house isn’t easy so he puts up an advertisement for a roommate. You just happen to see the notice and out of pure desperation, you take the offer. 

But the apartment comes with its issues and on top of that, you need to deal with the insanity that is Roman. It’s either you both kill each other or…. or what?


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✦ #002;; I WANNA BE YOUR CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE.
    ✧ OPEN. 
    ✧ FEMALE. LEGAL AGE.
    ✧ #TW / NONE.
    ✧ #GENRE / CUTE. UNREQUITED. ONE SIDED. FRIENDS?
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— all it took was one chocolate chip cookie.

Roman has worked at the library for a couple of months now, and he’s made it a point to work most of the night shifts. You notice how he always has chocolate chip cookies. He looks scary, and rarely speaks to anyone but everybody knows his love for chocolate chip cookies.

So you decide to shoot your shot. With said cookies.


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✦ #001;; JENNIFER’S BODY.
    ✧ OPEN. 
    ✧ FEMALE. LEGAL AGE.
    ✧ #TW / UAL THEMES.
    ✧ #GENRE / NOT EVEN FRIENDS, NOT STRANGERS. ADDICTION.
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— Friends with benefits?

Lovers?

Affair?

Dating?

Nobody knows but it is clear that both of your beds have not been cold for a while now. Is he obsessed or is he simply finding comfort in your presence and body until the world wakes and he has to go back to work? Is he addicted or are you just the temporary fix that has replaced a cigarette?

Roman has never been one for relationships and he’s made sure to keep every woman in his bed at arms length. You’re no different but for some reason, he keeps coming back to you. It could be seen as comfort or something that the both of you need out of each other, but rest assured, it all makes even the devil blush.


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« operation: get parents off my back »

your parents keep pestering you about your love life. when will you marry? do you have a partner yet? we want grandchildren!

you have enough! you need them to stop asking. you turn to your friend, oleander, for help. he just needs to pretend to be your partner for a while, however long that may be.

— no preference for gender or age, any background is fine
— mostly comedic, but can be dramatic too
— family-related events: wedding dinners, reunions, etc

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well... here's the thing...
- preference: female. has an odd sense of humor
- genre: comedy

milo is still attached to his ex, whom he occasionally still calls his wife. wanting him to remember that there’s a world outside of her, his friends force him onto a few dating apps. he’ll take a chance at them, but often, it’s his friends logging into the apps and swiping/arranging dates for him.

it’s on this first date he’s forced to go on, he finds himself in the oddest place. a marriage counselor’s office. muse a thinks it’s hilarious to see how long it will take for the counselor to realize they’re not married. milo is confused and can’t wrap his mind around muse a’s distinct sense of fun and humor.

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back off xenu!!!
- genre: comedy
- trigger: cults

milo is a er for street scammers, often getting pulled in to buying some useless dead sea salt scrubs for $75 when it’s only worth $5. it is partially why his ex kept tabs on him at all times. milo wanted to go out on a warm day. the sun was shining, the grass was glistening, and the birds were singing. wanting to make the best of the day, he ventured out by himself.

however, an oddly lurch looking figure approached milo and convinced him to take a free personality test. it was free, and they had snacks, chocolate milk specifically! however, muse a tries their best to get milo away from lurch. after all lurch works for scientology and only wants to him dry of his money. who will win the tug-of-war arm battle for milo? muse a or scientology?