𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕤

✧ kevin. ᵐᵒᵒⁿ11:17:35 PMReply
i dONT MY

✧ jimin. ᵖᵃʳᵏ
29696 posts | 29696 pts

✧ yoongi. ᵐᶦⁿ 2 minutes ago Reply
/wiggles his /- asdfghjkl lol

✧ sicheng. ᵈᵒⁿᵍ11:31:56 PMReply
Does a rain dance for the 97 liners

✧ johnny. ˢᵉᵒ7:20:44 PMReply
The long poo-
I love the fact even when i’m a poo i’m still long and hard and make you moan outloud when you push me out

PEACHES ANTHEM
lyrics and vocals by park jimin
music by ji changmin, kim younghoon and kevin moon

✧ jimin. P 9 minutes ago Reply
moans
OHHHHH

y es all around, y drop that to the ground

shake that peach, yeaaahhhh

on the beach

we got butthole tags
and dirty rags

Gaywads and madies squads

✧ jimin. P7:23:23 PMReply
y es all around, y drop that to the ground

x3

It’s a lawless jungle

we’ll ur mom
but it’s okay bcs our is bomb

✧ changmin. J9:25:49 PMReply
i’m a confirmed muffin in a nun dress ?

✧ mingi. S 2 minutes ago Reply
i pwomise you, when i catch you lemme TELL you what im going to do. Im gonna puNCH you in your mouth, yo throat and your sOlarplex

✧ kevin. M11:46:14 PMReply
oh madies is
men/male + ladies
like y'know when you wanna goss and spill with the ladies yoohoo ladies
but like
men

✧ jungkook. J 1 second ago Reply
My tsun would be more of a, “ you , gimmie a kiss immediately” vibe.

✧ kevin. M7:16:19 PMReply
the madies are sisters aw :( cheetah girls cheetah sisters

✧ jaehyun. L11:33:40 AMReply
if i breathe that means you got my consent sir-

bREATHES.

✧ kevin. M9:47:16 PMReply
uHH once upon a time there was a prince named gun
he was the prince of a magical kingdom called peachy land…tropolis…nia. peachylandtropolisnia. yes.

✧ kevin. M9:49:39 PMReply
he wandered into the magical peachy forests one day and stumbled upon a mischevious witch named younghoon when prince gun unknowingly picked the witches magical peach and witch hoon cursed him to wear his heart on his face unless he retrieves a new magical peach for him

✧ kevin. M9:54:48 PMReply
so prince gun began his journey looking for the mew peach, he hardly left the castle so he instilled the help of his friend, a talking squirrel named changmin. changmin the squirrel sat on prince guns shoulder and lead him through the dense forest to where it was rumored to have peach orchards. they ran into more difficulties when they realised they had to cross the turbulent river of DOOM AND TERROR. thankfully, there was an alligator named yeonjun. he was a nice alligator and promised to carry them across the river unharmed if prince gun promised to allow the legalization of alligator marriage for him and his partner soobin


✧ kevin. M9:59:40 PMReply
prince gun promise alligator yeonjun and the trio crossed the river of DOOM AND TERROR without being harmed. they followed the glowing lights to where the magical peach orchard was but could not enter as to enter the orchard they had to be pristine and they smelt like alligator poo. luckily, there was a forest fairy named yoongi there to provide them with coconut body wash for both squirrel changmin and prince gun to smell lovely.
they finally were permitted into the orchard and there they found the peaches. but which to pick? they fretted for hours until they thought back to witch hoon’s words. “a new peach” NEW. new, the name of the boy chanhee, stood aimlessly in the orchard for god alone knows what reason idk. they threw new/chanhee over their shoulders and traveled back to the witch who was very impressive with their offering. the witch then removed prince gun’s curse and his heart returned to his chest to beat forever and ever.

✧ kevin. M10:00:25 PMReply
he also convinced his father KING KEVIN THE GREAT, Y AND ALMIGHTY to legalize alligator marriage in honour of his alligator friend, yeonjun. and thEY ALL LOVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER
THE END

✧ wooyoung. J 9 seconds ago Reply
i mean love not legs

✧ wooyoung. J 15 seconds ago Reply
and spread legs not hate

✧ soobin. C
911 posts | 911 pts

c: what he makes my soul dial