@?. myrtle *Sits here and pulls off a genuine smile, one that has not been seen for a while, with also slightly reddened cheeks *
You know what, I know you can hear me, probably see me and probably watching me right now
I haven't a clue as to what to bring you as a gift, but I think you are a very pretty ghost , and I would always be more than happy to give you company, and maybe join you in your toilet too