I need opinions & maybe advice :x

Okay, to anyone reading this...

just when I thought that having studied journalism would have made me already experience the weirdest stuff possible...

It seems that RPR takes the cake because the weirdest thing has officially happened.

Apparently someone thinks that I write good ? Or good drabbles???

Cause whoever that person is, needs - and I quote - "someone who's good at writing //para/multi/novella and drabbles"

Am I slow or something?

I don't understand if he/she wants a...

PM rp 

OR

wants me to type replies for him/her...

It's so weird because this person is willing to pay me money for it? Or even send merchandise in exchange :x

I'm like...

and here I thought that it was a recent friend that I made who was replying to my message...

because I definitely don't need your money =.="

And I certainly don't believe in merchandise, it's all a marketing scheme by companies to earn money.

Bear with me here, I'm getting to the point now.

Should I even entertain this person and reply?

Or just ignore completely?

And have you or someone else you know, been approached by someone like I was?

While the sensible person in me is telling me to ignore, the oh-so-curious side of me wants to ask that person questions

Because...

*warning: Rant ahead*

While I am kinda flattered by the request, I'm still in "what the heck" mode.

I've spent countless of hours, ever since I was freaking 8 years old reading storybooks and novels.

Spending tons of money buying books, to the point that I probably have 100 novels and over a 100 mangas in my room...

Sometimes even not sleeping at night just to finish the book faster

Improving my sentence structure, grammar, vocab and everything else by memorising how authors write

And you want to buy it off me?

Go buy a Nora Roberts book and copy her writing or some other a novels for heaven's sake

You lazy, uncreative donkey.