infinc. departments
lust
marketing
promotions
promotions
⛧ works with many different kinds of advertisements for humans and demons alike
⛧ creates ways for humans to discover infinc, traveling to earth and spreading the ritual process to get to hell
⛧ deals with the competition, either by killing them, ing them or kill ing
⛧ you probably don't wanna open any closed doors on the second floor unless you're a voyeur
gluttony
distribution production
⛧ collects lots of souls from hell and retrieves souls from clients
⛧ always ready for a snack break, they have at least one every hour
⛧ often eats some of the souls they're supposed to collect because they're hungry ers
⛧ have fifty vending machines and their own canteen on the third floor
greed
accounting
sales
sales
⛧ handles the company's funds, both the sales and the employee income
⛧ always stressed as because mammon wanted all the money jobs and look where that got him
⛧ infinc. isn't making as much as it should because these ers keep stealing
⛧ they be stressy but at least they got all that m0n€¥$
wrath
human
resources
resources
⛧ in charge of communication between departments and recruiting new members
⛧ supposed to think up of team building activities but they don't wanna deal with other people
⛧ why isn't it called demon resources though? people in hr are demons both literally and figuratively
⛧ always angry. do not mess with them i repeat do not mess with them
sloth
INFORMATION
TECHNOLOGY
TECHNOLOGY
⛧ takes care of issues in technology and keeping track of member records
⛧ always sleeping on the job though, not actually sure if they do anything
⛧ good luck getting an it member to get back to you, it might take a month
⛧ they're only here because it's air conditioned in their office and it's too hot in hell
envy
customer service
⛧ in charge of communicating with both demon and human customers
⛧ probably has the most stressful job because customers are always es no matter where you are
⛧ jealous of your job and your dog and your family and your face so they will probably steal any of those
⛧ full of weirdos tbh, maybe even more so than any of the other departments. stress does that to you
pride
managing
admin
admin
⛧ oversees the whole company, managing all departments and pointing out errors in work
⛧ the bosses that are technically not the boss because they're not samael
⛧ they're seriously huge s, almost everyone wants to punch them in the face
⛧ if you punch them in the face you'll probably get fired though, not to mention tortured for more or less than a millenia
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