❝ men's bathroom

@Kazuhiko Saitou (Bou) Jiyong chuckled amidst the kisses and smirked. It was lucky that he had lots of money at his disposal. He wasn't a spender but a thrifter...unless it came to clothes. He could spend four hours looking and only get one piece of clothing that would have costed more than an ordinary person's pay for 5 years. "Oh and one thing...please don't drag me to buy female undergarments with you...It's...weird." He clucked his tongue and shook his head. "Well...let's go~ It's not far from here." He said as he started walking in the direction of the mall,Bou still in his arms.

(Reply in the mall?)

@Kwon Jiyong Bou shrieked happily and clung onto GD, kissing him all over. "Definitely!!", he said enthusiastically and giggled. It's not like he didn't have any money of his own, but his darling brother - note the sarcasm - had taken it upon himself to limit Bou's expenses. Said brother was afraid his younger sibling would do something stupid and let the business go down for a fancy dress. Which was quite likely.

@Kazuhiko Saitou (Bou) "Psh. Of course. I'm an observer. I feel like getting some new clothes...wanna go shopping with me? I'm feeling generous today so maybe I'll let you use my black card." Jiyong smirked and nuzzled the smaller's cheek. He knew that Bou wouldn't be able to resist a shopping trip,especially if all expenses are paid for.

@Kwon Jiyong Bou giggled and faked a pout as he was lifted and immediately wrapped his arms around GD. He gave him a slightly deeper kiss than before, but still short and then shifted slightly to nibble on the man's earlobe. He had this habit of biting and scratching people he wanted to have with or really, really liked. He the man's neck and giggled again. "Oh my hubby knows me so well~"

@Kazuhiko Saitou (Bou) "Of course you will." Jiyong chuckled and swooped the smaller into his arms,carrying him bridal style. "I think you're happy now though,being in my arms and all...." He flashed a cocky smirk and ignored the stares that they were getting. Boy if this continued then people would really think of them as married.

@Kwon Jiyong Bou didn't want to, but slowly and surely a small grin spread across his face. He placed his hands around the other's pressed himself against the man's body. They were pretty close so he used the chance to peck the other's lips, still grinning. "I think I'll stay mad just a little longer~", he said and looked away from GD again. Of course, he wasn't mad anymore. Just... you know... for the heck of it.

@Kazuhiko Saitou (Bou) "Don't be. I like you this way. Good things always come in small packages and man are you a lil firecracker." Jiyong whistled and wrapped an arm around the smaller's waist,trying to pacify him. To him Bou reminded him of a kitten,an extremely playful one who was always in heat. "Oh come on,you can't possibly stay mad at me right baby?" He winked and bent down slightly so that he was looking straight at Bou's eyes.

@Kwon Jiyong Bou frowned and removed his hands from the other's body. He crossed his arms and turned his back to Jiyong, glaring at the world with a heavy pout. "Well sorry that I'm small.", he muttered darkly and pouted even more, if that was even possible.

He genuinly /hated/ being called 'little' or 'small'. His height was a very sensitive topic. Everybody in his faimly, in his SURROUNDINGS was noticeably taller than him. Which wasn't hard, but he'd never admit.

@Kazuhiko Saitou (Bou) "You know you really remind me of a child...everything about you is like one. the looks,the personality...and especially the height." Jiyong chuckled and ran his fingers through his hair,tousling it slightly. He then stuffed his hands into his pockets,making his pants ride down a little,exposing his chromehearts boxers slightly. "Where are you off to?"

@Ok Taecyeon Bou laughed a little but his eyes on the prize. "You know I'm never done staring..", he mumbled and focused on one tattoo near his pants. Was that one new? He giggled some as he started to feel the other up before responding to his statement. "I'm... a special case in the family as you should know after meeting my parents. As you also know, my pretty self has contributed a lot to the growing of our organisation." [you only met bou and parents ok. Never ever any other members of the family mkay?]

@Kazuhiko Saitou (Bou) Jiyong had an amused smile on his lips and followed wherever Bou dragged him. "Done staring Bou? You know...I'm starting to doubt the yakuza's prowess because of you." He ignored the stares he got from everyone else,it was getting kind of annoying. His torso was littered with tattoos but he needed privacy too. What the heck was he saying. Privacy. Pah. He didn't care about that. "Why do I always get caught up in such dumb situations whenever I see you?"

@Ok Taecyeon ((i'll be kanezawa fumiko and you can be kim moon seuk... Is that even a name?))

Bou nodded curtly and placed his hand in GD's. "Let's go hubby.", he said and stalked to the exit. He scoffed as the general public parted before them. Of course Bou didn't let the chance to ogle such a fine body go and didn't even bother to mask his stares.

@Kazuhiko Saitou (Bou) (Fake names...like? XD I'm not good at coming up with names.)

Jiyong chuckled and shook his head,letting go of Bou. He took off the vest and flung it back to its owner. "Since my yeobo wants me topless I'll go topless." He was liking the fact that he could get such reactions from people,it was different compared to the usual scared faces that they gave him.

"Don't waste your breath on them,it isn't worth explaining anything to them. Let's go?" He offered his hand and nodded towards the door.

@Kwon Jiyong Bou giggled happily and cuddled closer to him. "In comparison to you, I am an angel.", he smirked with sarcasm dripping from his words. "And besides...", he trailed off and let his hands trail up and down GD's body slowly. "GD junior distracts me so much I'm too out of it to remember you." Bou looked up and his lips, "Isn't that a shame? We should change that. Nee?"

Then he turned around to the men in the bathroom and snarled, "I'm his wife, es." and sneered at their shocked and confused reactions. Seriously, messing with people is the best.

((Let's make them marry under fake names. That would be like so much fun x'D ..no worries no serious relationship.. just like... for fun? Pretty please?))

@Kazuhiko Saitou (Bou) Jiyong cocked an eyebrow and looked at Bou. Had the smaller really lost his mind? "You're Bou,who else can you be....other than my wife?" He had trailed off for a moment before he saw the twinkle in the other's eyes. He knew that it was just a continuation of their 'act' the first time they had met. Smirking slightly,he nodded to Bou,making sure the smaller understood that he was going to play along.

"I thought you would say that I looked better and in you but I guess you're being modest today,huh baby?" He chuckled and wrapped his arm around Bou's waist and pulled him closer.

@Kwon Jiyong When Bou was happy and relieved he adjusted his skirt again and walked over to GD, who was putting on someone else's clothes. It looked... kind of hot and kind of weird. "What are you doing?", he asked curiously and examined his new attire. "You know what would look even better? Topless.", he said and nodded his head in approval.

The men in the toilet were just staring at them, in shock, surprise and fear. Then Bou had a wonderful idea~ but he would need GD's help. "Yaaah..", he poked GD's exposed skin playfully, "Can you tell all these people who I am? When I say it nobody believes me.", he said with a hint of honest sadness in his voice and pouted realll hard.

@Kazuhiko Saitou (Bou) Jiyong made his way to the basins,ignoring the stares he got from the others. Growling under his breath,he found out that the stain wasn't going to come off at all. Not even with soap. That er was going to die...if he knew who it was.

"Aish..." He looked around the room,spotting a male with a similar physique as him and he was wearing a vest. Perfect,he thought as he stalked over to the now trembling male. He roughly yanked his stained shirt off before pulling off the vest from the other,putting it on himself. Sure his torso was still exposed but hey,it was something.

@Kwon Jiyong Bou snorted but stepped inside nonetheless, sending a stink eye at every person in the room. "Psssh! You know that never works for me!" Every time Bou tried to use that method, nobody believed him. He would get a smile, a pat on the head and a piece of candy to on on 'the way home back to mommy'.

He stalked over to the urinals, pulled his dress up and peed. He smirked, finally content as the men's eyes widened in surprise. In your face es. Bou is a guy.

@Kazuhiko Saitou (Bou) "Why should I waste my energy breaking that pathetic door down?" Jiyong snapped and stepped in front of the said door. Knocking on it a few times,he parted his lips to let out a 'polite' request. "Excuse me but I have to use the rest room. If any of you wants to keep blocking the door I'm sure that you'll make a good doormat for the Dragon's office." Surely,the door opened and he stepped in,dragging Bou with him. "See? Just ask nicely."

@Kwon Jiyong Bou turned to glare at the disturbance but his gaze turned soft as he saw GD. What a happy coincidence... This is perfect! "Break in the door for meee~", he begged with pleading eyes. By now the urge to pee had already passed, but out of spite, Bou still wanted to get in there and pee like a man. ((That sounds so dumb I can't even.. xD))"These tards won't let me go to the toilet.", he whined and pouted.

@Kazuhiko Saitou (Bou) Jiyong was walking down the streets sipping his usual cup of coffee when someone had the audacity to bump into him,making him spill the brown liquid all over his pristine white shirt. Grumbling loudly,he made his way to the nearest men's room....

Only to find Bou screaming and pounding on the door. "Oh my god can my day get any worse?" He murmured to himself. He bit back a muffled laugh when he heard a random guy asking Bou to go to the female's toilet. He tapped Bou on the shoulder and raised an eyebrow. "Anything I can help you with?"

@Kwon Jiyong Bou stood fuming in front of the bathroom door, arms crossed and eyes glaring at the innocent wood. To his defense, he was glaring at the people /behind/ the innocent wood. "Let me in!!", he screamed angrily and stomped his foot. He had been standing outside the bathroom for like... forever. And he really, REALLY needed to pee. "N-No! Go away! This is the guy's bathroom!", came the reply.

Bou had been drinking his tea, eating cake when he suddenly felt the urge to pee. So he did what any other male does when he needs to go to the toilet. HE GOES TO THE TOILET. Of course, he was cross-dressing as usual but in the end he still had a and he would never enter a girl's bathroom. It stinks of perfume and menstrual blood. Eck. So he had walked into a room full of guys flashing their at white ceramic and within seconds everybody was screaming like school girls and one daring fellow carried Bou out of the bathroom.

"Yah!! I'm a ing GUY!!!", Bou screamed again and began banging his fists against the door. "I know I'm pretty as but I NEED TO PEE!!!" The men on the other side only pressed themselves against the door harder. "Go to the girl's toilet!", one helpful individual suggested. Bou hissed once and said helpful individual was gone.

@Moon Jongup Jaejoong just got off from work and had enjoyed his coffee in a near by cafe. Yet for some reason the toilets weren't available. repairing work, the staff had said to him. Someone appearantly broke the place down. He had an idea of who that may be but he wasn't sure. So the first best place to go were the mall bathroom's. Cause if you gotta go, you gotta go. He walked in and did his thing without caring if there were other's in the bathroom. He was used to being watched so why would this be any different?

@Kim Jaejoong Jongup walked down the street, his pace much quicker than usual. The toilets at his work had flooded, making it off limits to everyone, even the workers. It also meant that he could not go to the loo for the whole day, as, even on his break, he was not allowed to leave the premises. Reaching the malls toilets, he quickly pushed open the door and stood in front of a free urinal. Not even bothering to look around to see if anyone else was in the room, he ped his black work pants.

@Huang Zitao [[yes, let's go there]]

@Zhou Mi ((move to zhoumi's suite?))

@Huang Zitao "Sure thing babe. My suite. Let's go there and sleep." Zhou Mi took Tao by the hand and walked with him. Hand in hand to the hotel where Zhou Mi fell asleep on the bed as soon as he fell on it. snuggling with Tao in his arms.

@Zhou Mi Tao nodded and smiled with a soft chuckle, hugging Zhoumi's waist and closing his eyes, biting his lower lip before releasing it. "Gege," he said softly, yawning. "I'm tired. Can we go somewhere and just...sleep?"

@Zhou Mi ((But Tao told GD that he loves you...))

@Huang Zitao "hmm maybe... but isn't it exciting to take a little chance? Anyway it would pay good. Besides the target i have in mind has no connections to the one you killed what-so-ever. Only the payment comes from the same person. Anyway. It's up to you darling. You call the shots next time. And remind me not to involve mirrors. i've seen enough of those right now." He chuckled.