p chaeyoung x mino

@✿ s. mino might be a plan b candidate if my actual career ever fails me :pensive: i can already envision the children complaining at my cheap knock off during birthday parties -- "but mom, i wanted the real ronald mcdonald" :skull:
so you're telling me i can't have the best of you anymore? tragic. might need to look for a new simp to squeeze dry ...
kidding. but you definitely got me interested in those stories of your wasted youth. sharing is caring.
hjkl i ... well, the tentacle i was casually trying to pin on you for saying you'd simp for ursula? (・・;)ゞ (．．;)・・・

+ file attached: https://i.imgur.com/e2k8Ara.jpg

@✿ p. chaeyoung roseanne mcdonald snfbfnv kinda has a nice ring to it :laughing: but you're right, can't beat a classic. we bow down to the king
thank you for being nice to the elderly :cowboy: i may not look it, but i feel like an old man. wasted my youth away :face_holding_back_tears:
what jab?? you'll have to excuse me, i'm not very bright. think it just went completely over my head lmaoo

i refuse to believe that's the case, show me a pic of hank. i'll judge for myself hehe

@✿ s. mino thank you but i would love for everyone's icon ronald mcdonald to stay true to his original design and not get a rebranding as roseanne mcdonald you see. :clown:
you held up well considering both. if you'd asked me, you don't look a day over twenty. certainly the benefits of a baby face.
also love how you glossed over my little jab. it's not easy to throw you off balance, huh?

or a free headache depending on your perspective lmao.

@✿ p. chaeyoung well, first of all you suit orange hair, compliments your skin tone. second, i'm old af and i have only ever had but one brain cell :upside_down: they scouted me

golden! that's basically free glitter

@✿ s. mino i thought obnoxiously orange hair was one of the prerequisites for a phd, that's why i only got my bachelor's in clownery with self-deprecating humor as a minor. how did you cheat your way in???? :monocle_emoji: :thinking:
wow. who would have thought that eight-armed villains usually ten-tickle your fancy. such delicate revelations so early on - i admire your confidence.

I'll try to remember this next time my little black dress is covered in golden fur that wasn't there before :')

@✿ p. chaeyoung it's okay, i'm taking a phd in clown college :clown: should've made the first move cos there's something you and ursula have in common...

would absolutely simp for you

hmm sounded better in my head

you say shedding, i say the best accessories. very vogue.

@✿ s. mino well, well. how the tables have turned - i would like to pull an ursula now and say you owe me your voice but unfortunately this sea witch (read: sea twit) already exposed herself. :clown:

he is the best boy i know despite the shedding u n u

@✿ p. chaeyoung please don't abandon hank, he seems like a nice guy

@✿ p. chaeyoung i'll take any excuse because mine is i legitimately forgot the password to my account :sob: i wrote it down in a post it note but i also lost the note :sob:

@✿ s. mino asking for a friend but do you consider "hey, i forgot i set my phone on do not disturb" a legitimate excuse for casually ghosting your match for two days or are there any superior ways of making amends? offering a sacrifice adequate to the committed offense perhaps? how about promising my firstborn to the powers of evil? ... no wait. scratch the latter, i cannot abandon my son hank. :pensive: :head_in_hands: