Heeseung: Hey Jake can you help me with my new year's resolution?
Jake: of course! What is it?
Heeseung: Well there's this guy I wanted to ask out on a date.
Jake: oh well how can I help with that?
Heeseung: say yes.
Jay: How was the honeymoon?
Heeseung: Jake got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.
Heeseung: He said "good luck trying to return me without the receipt".
Heeseung: I love him.