beefcake brunch。
THIS JUST IN--- Our sources have just received a photo seemingly snagged from a local trainee's Insta. The backview pic of--- what looks to be Kim Jeonguk--- appears totally innocent in the haze of pixels (must be a Nokia or something e u e), we caught a blurred feature at the far right corner. With our state-of-the-art editing team, we were able to cross reference the image and clear it up for you folks and... whAT DO YOU KNOW? Kim Jeonguk, trainee and starboy-to-be, eating lunch and maybe even... ???? We're not sure whom the random floating penile projection belongs to bUT yOU BET that we're looking into it. STAY TUNED FOR MORE! TO COME.
Credits to this lovely tidbit---
Our anon source known as "feathers".
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he's so japaneasy。
EXTRA! EXTRA! Just got a tip from a source known as "phantom", caught wind of a little something from one of our own--- escorts???!?
"I took a picture of yuto and some person together right after they had dinner at a fancy America restaurant in Tokyo. It was the dead of night so no one thought they were being followed, but being the police and sitting out in the car has its bonus. He took whoever that is home. Didn't get a clear shot but I believe it's an . Who knows why they took them to dinner, though."
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courting 。
Seems like these escorts take on a dual meaning to their names. Yet another one caught in something rather--- scandalous. Local bodyguard found to be flaunting the streets in feminine garb. When approached, it was reported that he was seen trying to hook up with passersby!!! Who might this beddable bodyguard be?? According to our source, "noxey", it's none other than our KIM HEECHUL?
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SKIN SCARE。
Looks like there's a little bit of trouble in this make-up routine. Kim Taeyeon was spotted with acne scars aplenty. Do you really want a girl like her teaching your daughters how to take care of their skin?? GROSS!! Yuck alert! Click at your own risk!
"I snapped a picture when I saw her at the airport, you know, I was minding my own business and she just happened to find her way in the line of my camera! I swore, the lens broke! I should sue for emotional, and mental, torment!" According to our source, "CHRYSALIS", Kim Taeyeon has been on a losing streak with her dipping career. Can this be true?
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thin mints。
You're able to practice with your child on how to count if you look at this girl's ribs! Local resident, Chrysalis, gave us the scoop on this particular idol. Looks like she took the Girl Scouts' 'Thin Mints' quite literally. Or is she just tossing her cookies back up?
"I heard it when I was doing a little bit of make-up at the restaurant I was at. I was having a nice, sit down, family dinner, and she decides to fill the scent with her bile! It was nasty. Just look at this that I filmed. One, two, three ribs! Ah-ah-ah! This isn't Sesame Street! Go eat a burger!"
Devestating, the state this girl is in. Thank you, "CHRYSALIS", for giving us intel on this tragedy ...
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taboo? or t-abuse?。
An anonymous tip led to what could be the most outrageous scandal of the year. Hyunwoo is not only gay ( is that really taboo? ) but he's also abusive. Say it isn't so! Tell me it's just a hickey, "noxey"!!
"When I saw the picture leaked, I felt really sick to my stomach TT OPPAAAA ....... why can't we be married..." A devestated fan called in to us today .. What a tragic day ..
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not! myspace。
Shocking, cringey updates as netizens find current trainee Kim Jeunguk's MySpace profile.
Kim Jeunguk, or how he goes by on MySpace 'Xx_AZNxBBxDRAGON_06xX' has a page full of grotesque and distasteful photoshoots where he poses with his might huge *ss and a huge d*ldo! This shocking revelation brings us two questions:
what kind of person uses MySpace anymore and IS HIS REAL? Well, looking at the photos [ graphic warning ], we can definitely tell what kind of person still uses MySpace.
"feathers" ... Thank you for this disturbing news.
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smokey the bugg。
It seems like Jake Bugg has been in a bit of a mess of a mental state recently, with multiple photos of him smoking being seen recently. however, it's not just the excessive smoking that's his problem, people are also saying that he acts rudely to other people if they even try to get between him and his smoking. clearly, he has became addicted to the substance.
"I can't believe he's smoking."
"That's so bad for your health!"
"im juz....dizguzted...." Netizens are saying as they comment on our Twitter in relations to this article. A big thank you to "darkness" for giving us some light on this.
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BUBBLING BREWSKIS。
Has idol life gotten to one Park Yuri? Local hotshot was seen with that BEAUTIFUL Asian glow, but not with a beautiful crowd. Just take a look at the photos below. "spidermonkey", a big shoutout to you, for bringing the news and justice to this poor idol's shrinking liver! I've never seen someone drink so much! And I believe a glass of wine in the morning is a-ok!
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fame to flame?。
A past fellow co-worker to Lee Soohyuk has recently come forth with what they claim is evidence that the man wanted the fall of Park Eunha's career. This inside source has refrained from giving all the details just yet, but from what we understand the now four-year-old child of the two was all along planned by Mr. Lee. Was this in a plot to strip away Park Eunha's fame? More evidence will soon be brought to light.
"How could you involve a child in all of this!? I'm APPALLED." One angry Mom writes to us.
Special shout out to none other than "god", lowercase for respect, for handing us this taboo clue.
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bro to faux!。
Yet ANOTHER sighting of Kim Heechul 'ing' himself - or herself - once again. Our anoynmous source "noxey" has reported that they witnessed the - taking that name WAY too seriously - get into a VAN, dressed as a boy, and came out, looking .. like this . Could these statements be true? I wouldn't want to be protected by this guy! He might have debts he needs to pay off! Or even worse! A round of applause, in the world of infections. Stay tuned!
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bare-legal。
NSFW Camboy Minseok - known as Ming - was caught with a barely legal girl. He was helping her skip school, our anonymous source "chrysalis" says. They were caught running away from a police officer, and he was seen making ' eyes' at her thighs. She's still in school! Ew. It seems like there's double the drama, in this rumor. "chrysalis" states that the highschool is none other than trainee 'Mina', who plans to debut as CHANMINA in the upcoming year. Yikes, folks! Do you think he's after that young money?
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be a man-ager。
Manager Kyuhyun and idol star Taeyeon seen out on a date? The two were spotted by anonymous source "sourmois" at a carnival just a few days ago, strolling along the grounds. Wasn't he just seen with that edward guy? What's he doing with a girl like Taeyeon?
netizens are saying: "once a always a ." - "maybe they're around together." - "right when we thought we could trust our own celebrities." - "a manager dating an idol? that's ed up man. real ed up."
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not a bodyguard。
Now, we all know that it's regular for an idol celebrity to have an , or a bodyguard, if you will, but a body PILLOW? You must be out of your mind, Jinri!! No. I'm quite sane. Thanks to our anonymous friend "darkness", it has come to light that none other than our very own cosplay fanatic Grey caught with his very own anime .. body .. pillow. Are your fans not your waifus, Grey? How could you do this to them!? I am shocked. This is questionable on so many levels - but is it true?
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no-mo ho-bo。
Has Yuri's alcoholism made him homeless? Is he now selling off his belongings to maintain his addiction? It seems that Yuri's drinking habits are beginning to take a toll on his extravagant lifestyle. the model was recently spotted with makeshift booth on the side of the road, selling his old sweaters, hats, and camera. rumors have it that he may be homeless at this point and staying with a friend? Minho, Yixing, Sanghyuk?
Here's what our netizens have to say!
"he's probably paying rent by selling his body"
"this is what happens when pretty boys go wild"
"i feel bad because it would to lose everything,but it's also his own undoing."
Anonymous source: "spidermonkey"
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hit him with the left。
It appears that Yongguk has been involved in some outside conflict- enough to damage that poor face of his. A source that allegedly used to be a close friend of his, "rainer", has reported that in a drunken stupor, the man started a fight and was given a black eye and lost a tooth. Goodness gracious! despite the candid, chipper photo, you can see the injuries sustained.
'what was he doing drinking so early?'
'how irresponsible! my daughter will not be listening to him anymore!'
'such a bad role model for his young audience!'
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plaque and back!。
Resident flirt, and budding trainee, Gustav, is making moves, when he should be making moves into the bathroom, says 'your friend', our anonymous source. He never seems to brush his teeth! "Why would anyone want to have with that?" One of our own comments, and let me tell you, I'm not about kisses unless they're minty fresh! Let's hope he cleans up his act, and plaque, soon.
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to zen-die-a for。
It seems that the world's lovely model and photographer Zendaya Coleman has been holding out on some rather racy photos from her early days. According to our anonymous source, "god", not only do they show her scandalously clad, as well as wearing nothing, but from the angle and quality it's obvious that the model took them herself! Was she planning on sending them to a secret lover? Apparently so, as the person who sent them to us claims he and Ms. Coleman were having a secret and passionate love affair when the photos were exchanged. After they supposedly fell out, he's now using the photos as a way of exacting revenge against the ever-growing model.
"I can't believe she would do something like this! Zendaya's been my role-model for such a long time, and now I don't think I can even look at her face anymore." Says an Anonymous Ex-Fan
Note: "god" and our anonymous ex boyfriend are NOT the same. . . Or are they? Stay tuned!
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brutal bro's。
BREAKING NEWS!! Leaked from the police department by one of their own anonymous workers, a series of pictures too gruesome for us to show so readily. we will provide ONE picture, and let me tell you, it's shocking. PICTURED: Kim Minseok, aka Ming, NSFW Camboy and 'best friend' of known Jagang .. But are they best friends? Or best FIENDS?
This photo was taken as an immediate source of evidence for the police after witnesses saw the violence break out.
"I don't know - I just turned around after hearing yelling, and then boom, there they were, and the one guy [ Jagang ] suddenly punched the other [ Minseok ] and said not to touch the girl." Witness says. What girl could they mean? And in any case, will Jagang be brought to justice? Or is this all a hoax?
anonymous source: "chrysalis"
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how kyu-ute。
Is this ANOTHER Cinder-drag story? Manager Kyuhyun caught dressing as a GIRL by none other than anonymous submitter "sournois". Is he not getting the money he needs from his company? Is this in retaliation for him being caught with Taeyeon? Or is he just one of the same as Heechul?! We'll have to get an exclusive interview with him when we can!! Shocking .. He looks better than me in a dress, though!
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a face to die for。
Jeonguk charged with murder? Sources reveal shocking images of Jeonguk leaving the scene of a murder. One witness came forward to speak about this tragic event. "At first I thought the couple was just fighting, but then it got really quiet.. so I went over to check, the door to the apartment was ajar." Though the specific details are unknown, we are sure more will be revealed as the police investigating the incident.
--- Source: "Noxey".
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mom's spaghetti。
Hwang Minhyun... Is the rising idol bulimic? That's the question netizens are asking after a video of someone in a bathroom stall with vomiting sounds in the background, and the person taking the video coming out(face obscured) to wash their hands, and a reportedly shaky Minhyun coming out after to rinse his mouth out. The video was taken down a few hours after posting, but low quality copies are circulating.
----Source: X
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z-snap just snapped。
Not all girls are sugar, spice, and everything nice. Z, the rising star in the acting world, is one of them. According to an anonymous source, Z has been seen not only getting hot and heavy with her bodyguard, but also throwing quite the fit at a recent photoshoot. Our source wasn't sure what the fit was about, but guessed at some unkind comments, as Z threw her phone to the ground before unleashing a string of obscenities.
--- Ophelia
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exp. points。
BREAKING NEWS! Bet you didn't even get to brew your tea, because Ruby la Luxe's latest V-app broadcast is making headlines for what might be the JUICIEST scandal of the year! The rising idol has confessed to 'doing' it with a fellow female star 'Mina' while streaming LIVE, in front of more than 200 000 viewers. "I gain experience from it." she claims, which brings us to the question... Was this the first time Ruby got to play with ? Check out the replay screenshot we got, and thanks to Vanitas for sending the tip in! comments: gayyy wanted to smash, but not anymore.... looks like shes into
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don't bug bugg。
It looks like Jake Bugg has not only became addicted to smoking, but also alcohol?! This shocking report came from “darkness”, who had seen the male drinking in broad daylight at a park. They also noted that when anybody tried to even come close to Jake during his drinking session, he went in a defensive position just like how he did when it came to smoking too. How can someone like this be holding an actual job? Some netizen comments were: “wow what's next?? heroin? ?” “ew give me his job, i’m less disgusting than he is.” “This is a bit.. too much, is it not? Being addicted to just smoking was bad enough..” Stay tuned!
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beelzebabe。
Recently, two different anonymous sources have come forward that Shon Minho, a journalist, has been reported to be a practicing satanist. A photo came out from one source, known as "rainer", from a discarded computer that minho himself is believed to have tampered with himself on photoshop. The photo is somewhat sensitive due to the use of satanic pentagrams. Another source claimed that he had left a copy of the satanic bible on his coffee table. Quite a shocking revelation! 'how sad, what a lost soul!' 'that's suuuuper scary!!!!' one twitter user said.
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2kim shipping。
North Korea has released a photo of their leader Kim Jong Un making a pleasant phone call, however upon further investigation, we can see that in the background of the photo is trainee Kim Jeonguk flashing a heart to dictator Kim Jong Un through a window. What is the relationship between dictator Kim Jong Un and trainee Kim Jeonguk? Could they be gay lovers? Brothers? Gay brother lovers? Whatever it is, it is a sin! We cannot be having an idol that supports the North's ideals. And more importantly, we cannot have a future of gay communists! That is a sin and I will not support it!
--- Feathers
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right to remain y。
Last Saturday, Bae Joohyun, also known as Irene, was spotted holding hands with a police officer. The photo was sent by Mr. A, an insider from the police who has allegedly seen them together more than once. According to him, the handsome policeman even picks up his girlfriend in the police car to take her home, turning on the siren to make the other cars move away. Will she say it's just a misunderstanding again?
--- Shadow
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on the kyuhunt。
Our very own Kyuhyun, updating his instagram while drinking? Apparently he really doesn't have any shame! He was seen later on that night stumbling around in another woman's arms... Could it have been our very own Taeyeon, once again? Readers have responded with: "If Kyuhyun oppa and Taeyeon noona are dating, they should just come out with it! I dont like that he's playing that edward guy ㅠ ㅠ"
Brought to you by "sournois"!
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show off。
You ever have those moments where you think to yourself, ‘Gee, I wonder how much courage it takes to get up on stage, in front of all my school peers, and perform.’? Not on Ariana’s mind. She’s got something else to point at. Thanks to our anonymous source, “ophelia”, she was caught making fun of a contestant at her school’s talent show. How was this brought to light, now, you ask? My fellow rumor-readers, “ophelia” sent us blog posts about said rumor, dated all the way back when young Ariana was going through the same tell-tale teenage angst that we all went through when we were kids! How embarrassing.
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10/ten in bed?。
Is this a rumor, or is this a fact? Ten had stated “you know... its sad and pitiful , but i think i'll hire someone to spend time with me tonight.” And not much later, he was seen with a woman, leading her into a car. Has Ten really stooped so low as ion to give him the love he needs? Who was the girl? Is he planning to go this route for the rest of his life? Who will be the next one he takes into his home?
Our anonymous source, “sournois” states, "i had snapped a picture of the girl in the car with him before he rudely shoved me out of the way. he told me he would kill me if he ever saw me again. rude much?"
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Hee to Cheatchul。
After the ion rumors about Heechul, it seems that even more evidence has came to prove this! "darkness" who provided us with these photos said that they were taken in the same day, meaning that either kim heechul really is taking on the role of in a different way than the usual, or that he's a total two-timer! which one of the two? you can judge for yourself.
"first dressing up into a girl, now kissing random guys. i don't want any of my favorites near him!!!"
"ewww words can't describe how gross this is"
"if he's a cheater too then he's just trash"
"i wonder how many hearts hes broken" and more.
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Trash-thetic。
More shots of Yuri without a home? Does he even have clothing on under that long coat?
Our anonymous tip, “spidermonkey”, has found us this gem yet again. "while driving past, I spotted the expensive coat from a distance. It looked odd in the fields,but i guess he could only keep one article of clothing. this image taken is right before he came up to the car and began begging for money. we were about to drive away, then he started to tell us that he would be willing to sell his body too,but we got out of there."
Here’s what our netizens have to say …
”if he's doing stuff like that, he need to be thrown into jail. ing is a crime."
"he's going to get an std like that."
"i hear he ed to get to the top. i guess his got loose and no one wanted him anymore"
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BYE-giene。
”What is with men and their bad hygiene!?” “your friend’ asks, as they submit this rumor. It appears that not only does heart throb trainee Hyunwoo have braces, but he seems to be .. What’s this … Neglecting his dental aftercare? Disgusting! Outrageous! How can anyone go about this!? Take a look for yourselves, people! This is nasty! And you’re KISSING him? Here’s a picture, be warned .. It’s shocking. Almost as shocking as his puffy under eyes.
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Fraud-b.i。
A photo has been floating around of an FBI ID of what seems to be a trainee by the name of Kim Jeonguk. What's even more alarming is that their names happen to be exactly the same with their appearances being strikingly similar, apart from the FBI agent's eyeglasses and mustache. Could Kim Jeonguk be an FBI agent? If he is, then he would be in a lot of trouble. FBI regulations state that an agent must be at least 23 years old and a citizen of the United States which means that 1) Kim Jeonguk is lying about his age, which violates his contract to his company and the trust of the public, and 2) not a Korean citizen, as we do not allow dual citizenship. And if he isn't a citizen, then that means he isn't going to enlist. How could we let a man who is not going to enlist in the military into the public eye? That's just preposterous, idols are the role models of our youth and if we tell them that it's okay to NOT serve for our country, then all of our youth is just going to give up their Korean citizenship to become a citizen of Cuba or something! What an outrage! The public needs answers right now. We cannot live with a foreign loving FBI agent sent here to spy on us just so he can exempt himself from military service! We are the best Korea! 대한민국!
Anonymous source: “feathers”
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next-tacy。
Avid Yuri follower “spidermonkey” has helped us on this trail leading to a VERY upscale ‘service’ agency, if you know what I mean. Yuri was seen placed at the agency in this photo. Could he be one of the clients? Is he one of the workers? Or is he just using a modelling gig to hopefully get his home back? Or has this homeless stud finally given himself over to the treacherous, lecherous ways of selling his body. Find out next time.
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”bang” yongguk。
A source calling himself Doctor Turner reported to our anonymous source “rainer” that Yongguk had been a patient at his clinic for 'surgical work'. The work was reportedly removing two ribs on each side, in order to successfully perform oral on himself. Doctor Turner said he was reluctant to perform the work, but was paid in over ten thousand dollars to have it done, which he felt obligated to accept, and indeed he did and received the surgery. How lonely must a man be to have this done?
"ugh, good riddance!"
"that's horribly disgusting!"
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what he needs。
A rumored article written by none other than “your friend”. This was just too perfect, I have to just send it out as is. More below.
”A little bee told me that there is something more to Hyunwoo than we all would believe. Congrats on your new open relationship. But does Jongsuk know what you and Junmyeon have been doing? Call it as I see it, open or not, there is something deeper going on there. Watch out Jongsuk, Hyunwoo may leave you high and dry for an old fling you think is 'just a friend' And we all know how that song ends. This just in ! A quote from Kim Hyunwoo himself! "i don't want to be the one walking out on you again, i'd rather go kill myself than lose you again." Is he talking about Jongsuk? Is he talking about Junmyeon? Oh baby you ! You got what I neeeeed. And you say he's just a friend, and you say he's just a friend.”
So, is it true? Is Hyunwoo two timing? High and dry? Or is it Jongsuk? Who is Junmyeon? Boy, would I love to get a personal interview with him!! Yikes, guys and gals!
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pill in ibiza。
As rumors of trainee Kim Jeonguk grow, more and more stories have been arising about the to-be celebrity. High school classmates of Jeonguk have gathered around and shared stories about Jeonguk of their own. One of his classmates state, "Jeonguk was a really chill guy back in school, I wonder what's gotten into him? We used to smoke pot and drop acid behind the school building. Good times." And another anonymous classmate even told us, "My parents weren't home often, so I'd call up my older friends to buy us a bunch of lsd tabs and we'd all just trip balls for days. Jeonguk used to be one of my ride or dies, actually. A true homie. Tell him I said hi.">/i> Multiple witnesses have confirmed that trainee Kim Jeonguk definitely used to be a junkie, however no one has heard a word from Kim Jeonguk himself yet. Can we let a junkie become a role model for our children? Who in the world in their right mind would let this man in front of our children?
anonymous source: “feathers”
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Red handed。
This just in! Our very own manager has been linked to a recent murder case. A picture was caught of what seemed to be him and another, running from the scene. Bloodied hand prints were seen at the crime scene, and detectives surmised that it could connect to Kyuhyun. Hopefully they catch him, we don’t want a murderer on the loose!
UPDATE: He was later seen by passerby carrying a gun.
Anonymous source: “sournois”
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A-TEN-tion。
Is the secret ten is trying to keep from us about his dirty past? Our anonymous tip, that goes by "sournois", shared this picture. they said:
"i guess i just ticked him off, looked at him wrong... and then he jumped me, threatened me, and strangled me. told me he'd kill me if i didnt treat him with respect. and i had bruises all around my throat from how tight his grip was.".
Is our really any good, or is he just influenced by anger?
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He wants his myspace。
Here I would have thought with 'Daddy' across your chest you would like to be the one doing the f*#!@ing! But turns out on this week's scoop Gustav is letting Jeonguk of all people crawl into his @ss! What kind of freak mess is this man into? First not brushing his teeth and now this? I swear this man is on a downward spiral.
Anonymous source: "Your friend".
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a gaping shot。
More stories about Kim Jeonguk have been circulating around the web as rumors spew out without his company's interference. This time, the topic in play is the trainee's butthole. Rumors say that Jeonguk's butthole can fit an entire monster truck up his butthole. His butthole is so gaping wide open that a toddler could easily mistake it for the womb and crawl inside his butthole to find a and filled bungalow.
His butthole is so big that your mother in whole could squeeze in, with her minivan, and have a 10 person inside his butthole. Jeonguk's butthole is so big that he doesn't even take a anymore, food just slips right through his . His is like a slip and slide, no lube needed. Scientists have put together a diagram of how big they think Jeonguk's butthole might be. However for now, his butthole remains unmeasurable as it appears to be just too large. Scientists theorize that Jeonguk's butthole may be a black hole or a portal to another universe. He could theoretically up the entire universe into his butthole and trap us in there forever. The biggest problem about this isn't his butthole, however, it's about his pride as a Korean man. How far is he going to go to avoid military service? Does he think he can get let off easily just because his butthole can up the entire universe? Does he feel no shame about not serving for his country? What kind of role model does Jeonguk think he is using his huge gaping to exempt himself from military service? Is Kim Jeonguk a traitor?
picture evidence provided by "feathers"
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cheater, cheater。
Kyuhyun was spotted on the street by security cameras with his arm around a woman, pressing a kiss to her lips. Then again, could it even be a woman, with how many people cross dress in this world? Does this mean he's cheating on his so-called lover boy, Edward? Our Netizens feel for Edward, seen below:
"why would anyone want to date a cheater? he's such a disgusting person, thinking he could just lie to edward like that..."
Anonymous source: "sournois"
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rumor name。
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rumor name。
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rumor name。
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